Warmwell Spring River Rally 14-17 May 2004 Photos

THE RATS
Jesse and Zenda - Chris - Joe Price - Lindsay "AIR" Read
Steven "BAD" Taylor - John Snelgrove - Bill Carson - Colin "Noddy" Jones
Ken Leary - Lee Ryder - "Judge" Mark Eastwood - Neil Cox
Craig and Lynn - Paul "Bub" Michaelides - Maurice and Fe - li'l Joe and Helen
Sister Marianne Dixon

What the Rats said of their experience

Just want to say thankyou to everyone for making my weekend so fucking good,a real lovely load of proper genuine people,a pleasure to be with, this is what I call friends and brothers,thankyou all once again especially Fay who kept me in coffee and drinks it takes a few days living together with people to find out what their really like and i don't think i could find a nicer bunch of people,unfortunately I had to spend my time working,doing things I would have preffered not to do,but because I have such a big,generous heart,and only thinking of BRR I had to spend most of my time on the beach taking life risking photos,but even that was worth it for you lot(nice pics an all).
I had to recruit new stooges( Bubs,Neil,and the Judge) as Steve had gone but they performed very well and gave me the cover i required except for the life risking close ups,not an enviable job but someone had to do the shots,as Ken said I must be related to Mother Teresa.
I have promoted myself to Still photographer for the BRR Beachshots Division,I hope that is acceptable,but judge me on my results not my good looks,the pics will be put up in next couple of days and I will make CD for anyone perverted enough to want to see them.
Just let me know.
Thankyou everyone for a superb weekend !!!
Lee Ryder.

My first ever rally, had a great time, even with my cold, an experience I'll never forget, made possible by the friendship we shared, even though Lindsay threatened to gas us out.I've heard that the Warmwell resort people have banned letting our cabin out until all the fumes have been extruded........
An experienced exemplified when Neil broke down and ALL the Rats waited and Lee fixed the problem, and even the Rats that had left not knowing that there was a problem, returned when they realised we were missing.
Little Joe can drink like I've never seen before, but only John Snelgrove can boogie when blind drunk!
What a nice bunch of guys eh? Can't wait for our next one.
Steven"BAD" Taylor

Hi all, Thank you for all your messages of thanks, but thank you to all of you that came along and made it so much fun. Tributes go our site camera-men- the perverts!, to Lindsay for a wonderful air-refreshing weekend, to jesse& Zenda, Maurice & Faye, Craig and Lynn for sleepless nights on sofa beds whilst we all partied to John who gave us so much value to our rideouts from Swanage to the Pirbecks, Corfe Castle, etc, Thank you
Chris

My most memorable moments,
I spent most of the weekend on a roof!
Little Joe speaks German when he's pissed
Lyndsay's arse spews out toxic waste all day
Lee Ryder took hundreds of pix of me on the beach and all he got were tits!
Big Joe is incapable of brushing his teeth!!!
Lee Ryder thought he had discovered chocolate flavoured toothpaste!
Colin tought me and Lyndsay to speak Welsh!
You do not blend in on a beach in 75 degrees whilst wearing black leather
Women that drive toy trains are complete bitches!
Ken has what it takes to pull a bird!
And an idea for Bazas tips page....Rideouts are much easier with a police helicopter!

Seriously though,I cannot begin to explain what a fantastic weekend we had,I laughed so much I think I've ruptured my spleen!
Any way,Im off to climb a tree!
Livin the dream
Neil (spiderman!)

To all the rats,
thanks to everyone who attended the warmwell rally,and making it a great weekend,the company was superb,the beer, and laughter in bucket fulls,well what else can a person need,thanks again for a most memorable weekend,look forward to the next one,see you all at the weekend.
the lord flasheart (Lindsay)

A big thank you for a great weekend to all the rats that were there. Thoroughly enjoyed it must do it again. Hey Lynsey you must get that arse fixed before someone gets killed.
Ride safe
Noddy (for those of you who were there)
Colin "Noddy" Jones

Where the hell do you start? It was such a laugh from start to finish, Neil and his fetish for cabin roofs, Lee and the burning of big Joe's bathroom bag, Feye and her quote of the weekend"I can see his willie" referring to Golden Rod whilst he was taking a pee(Feye was videoing with the zoom at the time).
So much happened to make it a special time for all concerned, but I think the best thing was the Rat's themselves fair play and thanks a million to all who were there.

Billy Boy
Rock 'N' Roll - Forever

Hi to all the warm rats or toastus ratus, warmwell was fantastic, quote of the weekend from Mark, "the standard of language this weekend is FUCKING terrible", which summed up great commaradrary and so many anal jokes the air was a browny haze.
Did anyone see the DJ body surf off the crowd and what happened next??.
I have booked and paid for a chalet 4 bed for Sandy Balls Fordingbridge 24th-27th Sept so has chris, if any other rats would like to join in its £60.00 per slot.
Thanks to everyone for one of the best Rallys I have been on.
Golden Rat

Was glad that I ended up getting a ticket at the last minute even though I
didn't know who I would be staying with, I needn't of worried though as they
lads really made me welcome.
Can't remember much about the first night and the second night I lost my way
back from the other Rats chalet that was after crying with laughter as Lee
melted Father Joe's comb, toothbrush and razor while Father Joe was asleep.
Had laugh after laugh and nearly lost my voice, can't wait until the next
time. Thanks to all the other Rats for making the weekend. Helen and Maz
(her sister) had a great time too. Thanks to Bub for letting Maz ride
pillion.
Little Joe

To all the rats who attended Warmwell, Thanks for making it a long weekend to remember, special thanks to Lindsay who broke the Guinness book of records for non-stop farting.Bad boy Steve who missed the good bits on the beach (2 days) where Lee our official Brr photographer took the beach shots. Well done Lee.
Joe who kept me laughing. Thanks Joe. Noddy alias Colin he will tell you why.Lover boy Ken who is missing his Vanessa.Neil who became a changed man overnight. John Snellgrove our official guide. Who else well the rest off you including Chris and Sharon who arranged all this. Anyone who I did not mention here a BIG THANKS TO YOU for being great.
Bub

Hi all,
Thanks for the Company & all the Laughs, it was great to be kids again !!!!
When's the next one ? Sunday was it !!
They should rename it Fartwell !
Hey !! Lindsay you should have signed it Lord Fartheart !!!!

Supertrikers
Jesse & Zenda

Thanks to all the Rats that attended Warmwell for such a memorable, fantastic and hilarious time. We are looking forward to the next one! See you all soon
Maurice & Fe

Just like to thank all of the Rats who went to Warmwell for a great time and making me feel welcome. The sunburn has now gone brown and the numb bum has recovered. Special thank you to Bub for giving me "a ride!"and hope I get a chance to do it again-just let Helen and Joe know if anybody is available for me!!!!
Hope to see you all again soon-safe riding,
Love Maz xx
Marianne Dixon